This is one of my favorites.

"Dear Cyndie, I'll take the larger bottles of Essences. (This story has to do with kinesiology.) Ben is ten years old and at times we are not sure if he is really telling us the whole truth. When Ben's virtue is in doubt, he will ask us to speak to his higher self. He'll say to us "if you don't believe me ask my higher self." He's running 90 to 10 in favor of the truth. Thank you for bringing us these wonderful flowers."

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